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“Am I not a man and a brother?” (Mon, 15 Jun 2020)
“The matter came up for judicial investigation, but as might have been expected, the white people concluded it was unnecessary to wait the result of the investigation—that it was preferable to hang the accused first and try him afterward.” ― Ida B. wells First: So...
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“I just want four walls and adobe slats for my girls” (Tue, 19 May 2020)
“If a black hole can absorb light then it is stronger than light and I thought nothing traveled faster than light so please tell me how this makes any sense because I have been thinking about it all morning.” This is just one of the...
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The cunning, insidious and constantly hungry Kierkecoyote (Tue, 05 May 2020)
Beaver anal glands. That’s where this starts. You’re welcome. I have not figured out how to work and salvage what is left of my children — they were half-eaten by wolves, all related to the wolf who resides now in our home, we’ll get to...
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“I guarantee you, you will never see nothing like this again” (Thu, 23 Apr 2020)
I wonder when he rested his head on that pillow if he’d ever thought to himself, “What will they say about me when I die?” Even if he didn’t, I know that more than anything he’d want to be remembered for his essence, for what...
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Love in the time of COVID (Mon, 13 Apr 2020)
Greetings from Quarantineland®! Isn’t it so much better to endure this ongoing, agonizing, terrorizing bullshit if you just think of it as an amusement park! And, whoa, does this Lady of Perpetual Depression hate amusement parks! Sing it with me: EXCLAMATION POINTS! How much do...
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